— Just fill ou this handy form!
First, though, some restrictions apply. You must read and sign the following:
Cichlid Rainbow trout fathead sculpin, combtooth blenny sandburrower mouthbrooder graveldiver, trout-perch warty angler pufferfish goldspotted killifish half-gill. Halosaur; tapetail southern hake garden eel sea snail pink salmon freshwater hatchetfish mail-cheeked fish whale catfish climbing perch Shingle Fish, Moorish idol fierasfer featherfin knifefish tigerperch squirrelfish. Ayu opah sunfish bigmouth buffalo cutlassfish Mexican golden trout ground shark inconnu cutthroat eel thornyhead. Sheatfish bristlemouth spikefish hillstream loach loweye catfish cowfish sixgill shark golden trout anchovy Blenny Black triggerfish pollock jawfish peacock flounder orbicular velvetfish
I have read and accept these restrictions.
And second, remember this IS the April issue of Sport Fishing …
Have a wonderful April Fools’ holiday (and let us know what you think of this year’s puerile and preposterous gag: [email protected].com). — Ed.