5. Mako Attacks Dredge
This past Labor Day weekend, Delta Dawn caught this shark trying to eat its dredge. Surprisingly, this is not too uncommon. My father told me that a giant hammerhead once came up and swallowed his entire dredge in one bite! It broke the downrigger off in the gunwale and took the whole thing with it!
P.S. It isn’t my joke, so don’t get mad at me.